Screens don’t raise kids. You do.

Privacy

This first release does not ask for your data.

There are no account forms, mailing-list forms, analytics scripts, advertising pixels, cookies set by this site, or browser-storage features in the current website.

What the site does

This site publishes static information about Your Kid Is the Product and links to public primary sources. It does not ask visitors to submit a name, email address, child’s information, payment information, or message.

Hosting information

The website is hosted by Vercel. Like most web hosts, Vercel may process routine technical request information needed to deliver and protect the service, such as an IP address, requested URL, device or browser information, and timestamps. That processing is governed by Vercel’s own policies and infrastructure.

External links

Links to sources lead to third-party websites. Those sites have their own privacy practices. A link is provided for reference and does not give this site control over another organization’s data practices.

Future changes

If a mailing list, analytics, retailer integration, or another data-processing feature is added later, this page must be updated before that feature goes live.

Effective date: July 27, 2026.